It's time to get serious. Very serious. Let's all stop smiling and become very conscious about ourselves because the fact I have to present you now is astonishing.

Second paragraph already. Seems that I got your attention. Hehe. Let's get straight to what I'd like to talk about. It's about you. Yes, you. I mean this person sitting in front of his/her monitor and reading these lines eagerly. Are you brave enough to continue? Otherwise you'll never get what is about to hit you.

Fine. You made it up to here. Now it's getting more serious. You already thought that this text is going nowhere, didn't you? Well, no. There's nothing funny about it. Absolutely nothing. This is very serious business I have to talk about.

You're still reading? Good, then let's get this thing done. Swallow the last bit of your food, put your drink away, grab a stable seat (preferably on the floor) so that you won't be too shocked, and go on reading. Be prepared for the worst.

Paragraph number five. We got to the point where is no return. You must read the following, you know it, and you want it. Otherwise you would've quit in the first few paragraphs. But you seem to be brave enough to discover new things. Well, here is the topic I wanted to discuss with you the whole time. We're done. I talked about seriousness and I was serious the whole time. And you idiot actually read up to here although the title reveals all. Haha, classical lolfail. What do you say to this?



That's it. Have a nice day